Early Wednesday morning near Dallas, a semi hauling a load of toilet paper caught fire on Interstate 20. The AP reports that the freeway's westbound lanes were shut down for cleanup, and that the T.P.-in high demand during the coronavirus pandemic--"burned extensively." The silver lining here is that they appeared to be the huge toilet-paper rolls that restaurants and stores tend to use, and those types of businesses are currently closed to stop the spread of COVID-19.