It would be nice if Florida Man could make the news for doing something SMART for once, but no. Have you seen this video of a Florida man feeding a sandwich to an alligator? This man is in a creek (with his equally nutty lady friend), hand-feeding a sandwich to an alligator in the wild.
Here in Florida, there are lots of things you shouldn't do...like feed the seagulls, buy a house in a flood zone, lick the bufo toads...and you definitely should not feed a gator in the wild. But apparently no one told him that.
This is just one example of why women live longer, y'all.
Florida Man is gonna Florida Man.
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